people who promote their crappy blog on reblogs and other people’s original posts are the worst. type. of. people.
if I see another shitty blog title surrounded by stupid little symbols on a reblog of one of my original posts, I’m going to find those people and murder the ‘soft ghetto’ out of them.
this is very important.
but I’m still going to be that 85 year old man in platform zombie heels, with purple eyebrows that almost reach my (probably nonexistent) hairline, and wearing nothing but all black while singing show tunes to my kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids.
just so the world knows, I don’t plan on calming down or being any less ridiculous once I’m a senior citizen.
of all the pumpkin things to come back, pumpkin cheesecake ice cream by ben and jerry’s…
thank you, universe.